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JOKE OF THE DAY: During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with an unusual offer: “Look, I’ll give you $100 if you’ll change the wedding vows. When you get to the part where I’m supposed to promise to ”love, honor and obey” and ”be faithful to her forever,” I’d appreciate it if you’d just leave that out.” He passed the minister a $100 bill and walked away satisfied. On the day of the wedding, when it came time for the groom’s vows, the pastor looked the young man in the eye a

JOKE OF THE DAY: During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with an unusual offer: “Look, I’ll give you $100 if you’ll change the wedding vows. When you get to the part where I’m supposed to promise to ”love, honor and obey” and ”be faithful to her forever,” I’d appreciate it if you’d just leave that out.” He passed the minister a $100 bill and walked away satisfied. On the day of the wedding, when it came time for the groom’s vows, the pastor looked the young man in the eye a

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JOKE OF THE DAY: A soldier ran up to a nun. Out of breath he asked, “Please, may I hide under your skirt? I’ll explain later.” The nun agreed. A moment later two Military Police ran up and asked, “Sister, have you seen a soldier?” The nun replied, “He went that way.” After the 2 MPs ran off, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and said, “I can’t thank you enough, Sister. You see, I don’t want to go to Iraq…” The nun said, “I understand completely.” The soldier added, “I hope I’m not rud

JOKE OF THE DAY: A soldier ran up to a nun. Out of breath he asked, “Please, may I hide under your skirt? I’ll explain later.” The nun agreed. A moment later two Military Police ran up and asked, “Sister, have you seen a soldier?” The nun replied, “He went that way.” After the 2 MPs ran off, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and said, “I can’t thank you enough, Sister. You see, I don’t want to go to Iraq…” The nun said, “I understand completely.” The soldier added, “I hope I’m not rud

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JOKE OF THE DAY: One night as a bartender is closing up his bar, he hears a knock at the back door. When he opens the door, there stands a bum who asks, "Can I have a toothpick?" The bartender gives him a toothpick and continues cleaning up his bar. Five minutes later, he hears another knock at the door. Again, there stands another bum who asks, "Can I have a toothpick?" The bartender gives him a toothpick and continues cleaning up the bar. Five minutes later, he hears another knock at the back

JOKE OF THE DAY: One night as a bartender is closing up his bar, he hears a knock at the back door. When he opens the door, there stands a bum who asks, "Can I have a toothpick?" The bartender gives him a toothpick and continues cleaning up his bar. Five minutes later, he hears another knock at the door. Again, there stands another bum who asks, "Can I have a toothpick?" The bartender gives him a toothpick and continues cleaning up the bar. Five minutes later, he hears another knock at the back

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JOKE OF THE DAY: Two Roofers, Bob and Dan, were putting a new roof on a barn when a bundle of shingles slid down the slope and knocked the ladder over. Bob and Dan decided since it was early they would continue working because someone would surely come around by quitting time. It was nearing 5 PM and they hadn't seen hide nor hair of anyone. So, they walked around the roof a few times and finally decided there was only one way down. On the West side of the barn was a big manure pile. Bob says, "

JOKE OF THE DAY: Two Roofers, Bob and Dan, were putting a new roof on a barn when a bundle of shingles slid down the slope and knocked the ladder over. Bob and Dan decided since it was early they would continue working because someone would surely come around by quitting time. It was nearing 5 PM and they hadn't seen hide nor hair of anyone. So, they walked around the roof a few times and finally decided there was only one way down. On the West side of the barn was a big manure pile. Bob says, "

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JOKE OF THE DAY: There was this burglary and the main burglar shouted to all the bank employees: “Nobody move, money belongs to the government, life belongs to you”. Everyone in the bank laid down quietly. This is called “Mind Changing Concept –> Changing the conventional way of thinking”. ————– When the burglars got back, the younger burglar (MBA) told the older burglar (who is only primary school educated), “Bro, let’s count how much we got”, the older burglar rebutted and said, “You very stup

JOKE OF THE DAY: There was this burglary and the main burglar shouted to all the bank employees: “Nobody move, money belongs to the government, life belongs to you”. Everyone in the bank laid down quietly. This is called “Mind Changing Concept –> Changing the conventional way of thinking”. ————– When the burglars got back, the younger burglar (MBA) told the older burglar (who is only primary school educated), “Bro, let’s count how much we got”, the older burglar rebutted and said, “You very stup

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JOKE OF THE DAY: The Captain called the Sergeant in. "Sarge, I just got a telegram that Smith's mother died yesterday. Better go tell him and send him in to see me." So the Sergeant calls for his morning formation and lines up all the troops. "Listen up, men," says the Sergeant. "Johnson report to Personnel to sign some papers. The rest of you men report to the Motor Pool for maintenance. Oh by the way, Smith, your mother died, report to the commander." Later that day the Captain called the Serg

JOKE OF THE DAY: The Captain called the Sergeant in. "Sarge, I just got a telegram that Smith's mother died yesterday. Better go tell him and send him in to see me." So the Sergeant calls for his morning formation and lines up all the troops. "Listen up, men," says the Sergeant. "Johnson report to Personnel to sign some papers. The rest of you men report to the Motor Pool for maintenance. Oh by the way, Smith, your mother died, report to the commander." Later that day the Captain called the Serg

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JOKE OF THE DAY: A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves and engage in animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores their conversation at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following: "Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Den I come one lasta time." "You foul-mouthed swine," retorted the lady indignantly.⬇️ Joke co

JOKE OF THE DAY: A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves and engage in animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores their conversation at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following: "Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Den I come one lasta time." "You foul-mouthed swine," retorted the lady indignantly.⬇️ Joke co

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JOKE OF THE DAY: Upon landing hard, the pilot got on the PA system, "Sorry, folks for the hard landing. It wasn't my fault, blame it on the asphalt." On this particular flight, the airline pilot noted that he had "hammered the plane a little hard on the runway." The airline policy was that he had to stand at the exit and apologize to each passenger getting off the plane, saying, "Thank you for flying XYZ airlines and sorry for the rough landing." All the passengers had gotten off the plane, exce

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JOKE OF THE DAY: One afternoon, this blonde drives down a highway to visit a nearby lake and relax. On his way to the lake, a guy dressed from head to toe in red standing on the side of the highway gestures for him to stop. Blonde rolls down the window and says, "How can I help you?" "I am the red jerk of the highway. You got something to eat?" With a smile in his face, blonde hands a sandwich to the guy in red and drives away. Not even five minutes later, he comes across another guy. This guy i

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JOKE OF THE DAY: While still lying in bed, the wife turned to her husband, and said, "Maybe you shouldn't go to work today." "What do you mean? Why shouldn't I go to work today?" replied the confused husband. "I think you've been working too hard, so maybe instead of going to the office, you should take a few days off, pack a suitcase, and go stay with a friend for a few days away from home to straighten yourself out." The husband thought for a moment and decided to jump at the suggestion before

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JOKE OF THE DAY: A billionaire decides to throw a massive party on his 50th birthday. During the party, he grabs the mic and announces to his guests that down in the garden of his mansion there is a swimming pool with two great white sharks in it. “I will give anything to the person who swims across that pool,” he says. So the party continues with no events in the pool, until suddenly, there is a great splash and all the guests run to the pool to see what has happened. A man is swimming as hard

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JOKE OF THE DAY: There was this zebra who had lived her entire life in a zoo and was getting on a bit, so the zoo keeper decided as a treat that she could spend her final years in bliss on a farm. The zebra was so excited, she got out of the horse float to see this huge space with green grass and hill and trees and all these strange animals. She saw a big fat weird looking brown thing and ran up to it all excited: "Hi I`m a zebra. What are you?" "I`m a cow" said the cow. "Right right what do you

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'It's a joke:' Trump again slams Norway over Nobel Peace Prize snub

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JOKE OF THE DAY: A college student writes to his parents... “Dear mom and dad, “I feel miserable because I have to keep writing for money. I feel ashamed and unhappy. I have to ask for another hundred, but every cell in my body rebels. I beg on bended knee that you forgive me. “Your son, Marvin. “P.S. I felt so terrible, I ran after the mailman who picked this up in the box at the corner. I wanted to take this letter and burn it. I prayed that I could get it back. But it was too late.” ⬇️ Story

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JOKE OF THE DAY: As Joe was trying to pack for vacation, his 3-year-old daughter was having a great time playing on the bed. At one point, she said, "Daddy, look at this," and stuck out two of her fingers. Trying to keep her entertained, he reached out and stuck her fingers in his mouth and said, "Daddy's gonna eat your fingers!" pretending to eat them before he rushed out of the room again. When Joe returned, his daughter was standing on the bed staring at her fingers with a devastated look on

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69 | Passing of the Peace -- Chuck Knows Church

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JOKE OF THE DAY: Joe passed away. His will provided $30,000 for an elaborate funeral. As the last guests departed the affair, his wife, Helen, turned to her oldest friend. "Well, I'm sure Joe would be pleased," she said. "I'm sure you're right," replied Jody, who lowered her voice and leaned in close. "How much did this really cost?" "All of it," said Helen. "Thirty thousand." "No!" Jody exclaimed. "I mean, it was very nice, but $30,000?" Helen answered. "The funeral was $6,500. I donated $500 t

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Making a Cartoon From Scratch - Day 12?

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Bored of Peace 2026 Joke 😂⚖️

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JOKE OF THE DAY; An atheist was seated next to an old cowboy on a plane and turned to him, saying, “Would you like to chat? Flights go faster when you strike up a conversation with your seatmate.” The cowboy, who had just started reading his book, looked up and replied, “Well, what would you want to talk about?” “Oh, I don’t know,” the atheist said with a smirk. “How about why there’s no God, no Heaven or Hell, and no life after death?” The cowboy paused, then said, “Those could be interesting t

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"Pass That Peace Pipe" Joan McCracken - Good News (1947)

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Sar Ka Dard… But Still My Peace 😂❤️ #Shorts #Comedyshorts #trendingshorts

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JOKE OF THE DAY: A big, burly man knocked on the door of the pastor's house one day and asked to see the minister's wife, a woman known for her charity work and love for the poor and helpless. The woman opened the door and saw the man with tears streaming down his face. "Oh, whatever is the matter?" she cried out. "I come to you today, dear woman, to do charity and good work," said the man in a hopeless voice. "Come in, come in!" The woman admitted him inside and they sat in her living room. "Ma

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Navajo Joke - Boy Asking About Passing On

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peace out - disappearing dude

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Musk’s “peace or piece?” joke steals the spotlight at Davos.

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DOOMSDAY JOKE! "World Peace in a Parallel Universe"

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JOKE OF THE DAY: A man was very proud of his guard dog, he would leave it to roam free in the garden to sow the world his house was guarded. One day a woman knocked at his door. “Is that your big dog outside?” Wondering how she had got past him he said: “Yes why?” She said “I’m sorry but my dog just k*lled him!” “What?” Roared the man “What kind of dog have you got?” “A Peke” Replied the woman. “A Peke?... ⬇️ Joke continues in the first comment ⬇️ | Mind At Peace

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JOKE OF THE DAY: A man enters the confessional and says, "Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned." "What is your sin, my son?" the priest asks. "Well," the man begins, "I used some terrible language this week, and I feel awful about it." "When did you use this bad language?" the priest inquires. "I was golfing, and I hit an incredible drive—looked like it would go over 250 yards—but it struck a phone line over the fairway and dropped straight to the ground after only 100 yards." "Is that when you

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